It's not easy being Malaysian, constantly having to balance our love for God with our love for Lady Gaga and Erykah Badu, for Michael Jackson's crotch grab and Mariah Carey's boobies. And boy it sure is hard. Our faith constantly being challenged. Our eternal souls constantly being tested. Those Western kaffirs and their pervasive culture is just so damn tempting. Just look at Adam Lambert. That boy lets a little nip slip, and we just want to collectively take our pants off and bend over. So what do we do? How do we solve this problem and save our souls? Fear not faithful Malaysians, for our very own DSU Rais Yatim has the solution. It isn't new and neither is it unique. But it sure is simple. Ban it. Burn it. Pretend it isn't there. Close your eyes, put your hands over your ears and shout "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA" at the top of your lungs. Go on. Do it. How's that working out for you?

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#75 The People Versus Erykah Badu

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Synopsis

It's not easy being Malaysian, constantly having to balance our love for God with our love for Lady Gaga and Erykah Badu, for Michael Jackson's crotch grab and Mariah Carey's boobies. And boy it sure is hard. Our faith constantly being challenged. Our eternal souls constantly being tested. Those Western kaffirs and their pervasive culture is just so damn tempting. Just look at Adam Lambert. That boy lets a little nip slip, and we just want to collectively take our pants off and bend over. So what do we do? How do we solve this problem and save our souls? Fear not faithful Malaysians, for our very own DSU Rais Yatim has the solution. It isn't new and neither is it unique. But it sure is simple. Ban it. Burn it. Pretend it isn't there. Close your eyes, put your hands over your ears and shout "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA" at the top of your lungs. Go on. Do it. How's that working out for you?



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